COREY SMITH // Personal Pyramids

COREY SMITH'S PERSONAL PYRAMIDS

A revolutionary life changing healing device By Corey Smith, the Personal Pyramid is a personal healing oasis for your head.

22x22x22” one size fits all.

ONLY THREE EASY PAYMENTS OF $39.99!!!
(plus shipping + handling)

Works with all religions
Relieves stress
Great for corporate nap time
Patented triangle healing energy vortex
Great for camping and recreation
Neutralizes any aggressive situation
Great for children, the elderly, and pets
Makes dreams come true
Speak to any deity and dead relatives
Slows time
Prevents lines, wrinkles, and hair loss
Improves IQ
Scientifically Tested
Guaranteed Results**

**claims and guarantees made by the artist himself might not necessarily be the position of the gallery itself although the gallery has tested and seen positive results. Not tested on animals. Green and eco-friendly. Except for the paint. But after further research, paint giant Sherman Williams advises for you to "cover the world" so that's ok!